deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

newdisaster:

This is one of the best lines in the history of anything.

(Source: hoedempsie)

have you ever gotten really close to someones face and wanted to kiss them but like you can’t

yeah the tv screen got in the way

misunderstoodbittersweetstar:

thegoatjustatethemoney:

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

Lmaaaaaaaaaaaooooooo

jakemalik:

*talks to u once* ya were like best friends

iwishihadafather:

thepizzafairy:

iwishihadafather:

isnt it crazy how nothing rhymes with the word rhyme

Time, thyme, chime, climb, lime,

id appreciate it if you would keep your opinions to yourself thanks

girlveins:

i fall in love with someone every day

geeksngamers:

You’ve Met With a Terrible Fate, Haven’t You?

Amazing Skull Kid amigurumi created by Aphid777

Check out her gallery for more of her work.

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drunkwarrior:

boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces

I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.

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meladoodle:

yeah sure we’ll cremate you when you die, why not, you’ve urned it

fortysixandtwo:

Disney and Pixar characters by DeviantARTist DanLuVisiArt

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